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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:24

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why do flat earthers exist?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Tea ?

© you're so funny!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why does poop smell bad?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Thank you.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

Me : Sure.

Me : I don't drink

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : No

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Was Adam white or black (African)?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : I'm 24.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).